Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
is it sad that i can masturbate and get my big O just from thinking about a Tiffany engagement ring?
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The guy i fucked last week got done first on the test in my 900 person class. If im pregnant at least it will be smart.
i love him because he let me keep my UGGS on while we had sex
I don't like getting sloppy drunk but I don't like getting just half drunk either, I'm way too responsible if my blood alcohol level is below 0.2
He said he wanted to start giving out "sex souvenirs". I got a poster with a penguin on it.
Just told myself the phrase "You're not THAT single" while dressing myself
Can you bring me some underwear? I feel uncomfortable going underwear less at a Remembrance Day ceremony.
Walking actually physically hurts. We should do it again some time.
Idk if my headache is from the alcohol, the pot brownies, or being dragged down 8 flights of stairs by my ankles because i passed out in the 12th floor girls bathroom by you. Probably a combo of all three.
Then you fell out of your chair, looked right at me and said, "You are sooo drunk."
I've been in town for almost 36 hrs and I haven't made out with a stranger yet - I consider THAT a record!
She was riding a razor scooter down the street wearing nothing but a feather boa it was beautiful.
Put the lady boner away. He's engaged. To my brother. No, life is not fair.
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