please come you make the beer taste better
I'm not saying we can't have sex tonight, I'm just saying we have to work it around Lost.
Everything smells like syrup. But I guess that's better than last time when everything smelled like beer.
You are colorful like whore, yet adorable, like sad puppy. You need more drink.
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Just watched a guy fight a garbage can then pee on it, screaming "I told you to listen to me the first time!!" San Francisco, I've missed you.
Who was that couple sleeping in your bed with us last night?
I'm pretty sure this is how polyamorous relationships begin.
I've been very busy/drunk lately... Sorry.
Thank you for making it possible for me to get laid while having peace of mind my dog is well taken care of.
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Although I would ideally cut back on smoking weed, imagine what getting high and looking for our spirit animals would be like
She pinched my nipples out of nowhere as I was about to come... I think I found god
This is the perfect outfit to do ketamine in, I must say
He started talking about getting a puppy together. So of course I went down on him later
Lol, yeah it'll be fun,but will it be cereal and dick pics fun?
imagine the bill from school house rock beating the shit outta you
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