What you up to?
Having coffee. Getting eyefucked. Eyefucking.
Full throttle
Some guys are relationship guys. Not our niche.
let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
He took a banana and in front of everyone showed her how he wanted it done.
Hey for future reference vodka can not be substituted for water when shaving your legs
I JUST WANT TO WATCH PORN BUT THE CAT IS JUST SITTING HERE LICKING HIS BALLS. I CAN'T DO IT.
The cop and I then joined forces to get you up off the sidewalk.
when someone at the bar asked you a question all you knew how to say was "chug-a-lug"
Drinking gin at a party, riding a giant inflatable walrus all around the living room.
u kept repeating to itself "hot cheetos and nacho cheese sauce.."
tried to suck my ex boyfriends dick last night at a bar... Happy homecoming from me to you
DO YOU REALIZE HOW AWESOME MY GRANDMA WOULD BE IF SHE GOT HIGH
Your final is gonna be as easy for you as getting into straight girls' pants is for me.
Sext me about skeletons
i gave head in a cab last night. get on my level.
I don’t know how to sext. What do you say? What do you don’t say?
Just start quoting WAP lyrics.
Randomize
