Um, I don't know who U MEANT to send that to, but yes I WAS going to fuck you. Instead you can go play Halo with ur friends.
Drinking wine. Reading twilight. On a Friday night. Biggest loser contest. First Place.
im not sure if this headache is from the car accident or cocaine withdrawl
At least my fat-chick-ratio has not been that bad this semester ...
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FULL ON LADY WOOD. YOU CAN SEE THE VEIN
So I walk in and he's teaching someone in London via Skype how to roll a blunt. I have new found respect for him.
I may puke in class so I'm excited to see how that goes
5 hours of volunteer work playing with puppies and banned from the frat I hate most as 'punishment'... Besides the ER trip, I'm not seeing the bad in this situation
I don't know what part of my sober brain thought it was a good idea to get stoned when I can barely walk with crutches as it is, but that part is stupid.
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Cancun blessed me with a drinking problem
You told the bartender at least five times that you were naming your son "Jagermeister" but you would use the bartender's name "Fernando" as his middle name. You were drunk.
How much weed can I reasonably smoke now if I have to leave for work in a bit over an hour
So I got a text from him saying "jacking off...thinking of you" I think I'm going to get a restraining order
There was already gay porn open on my laptop with a tiny carrot cake, a bottle of water, and a note saying "I love you, Sober Me."
Drunk me just hits it and quits it.
I consider walking to the bars and dancing my exercise and I buy doubles so my drinks r heavier so that's my arm workout
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