Who is this?
Who do you want it to be?
Sarah Palin
I've got the updo, bangs, and glasses, but I'm blonde
I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
DO IT!!! IT MUST BE FATE THAT I GAVE YOU THAT CONDOM!!!!
He told me he could read braille... with his tongue. So I took him home. I don't think he was lying
Its really not funny anymore. I need to stop shaving while i'm drunk
and she was grinding on the wall, purring at guys she liked at the pregame...
If I go there, please come with. It will accelerate the lesbian rumor but be totally worth it.
So I just saw Jonah Hill at LAX and decided my fat fetish is back
You should go to counseling for that
I took a hang over nap infront of the door to my 9am class
I wore wrist and ankle weights while we had sex. Does that count as working out?
She is dumping me if she doesn't get a ring by Valentines. So one more month of free sex and it will be back to the right hand.
He left weed in my bong for me this morning. What a guy.
Also a shrinking boner emoji would be helpful
Is it just me or is Michael Jackson blasting throughout the house
So I wore my ankle step-counter exercise thingy while I rode him. Don't fuck him- I only burned .2 pounds.
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