You think if I promise to behave for the rest of my life, god will let me fuck her on the regular?
He did a double fist pump when he discovered the Magnums fit and skipped back towards the bed.
I asked about his 3 inch scar on his chest. It's from when he had to castrate a bull on the estancia. Apparently this is how good bull meat is made.
No subtext here. People are naked.
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I can get orange kush...
GET IT NOW! WHY IS THERE A DOT DOT DOT?!
Two girls I have never met just thumb wrestled to decide who gets to make out with me.
He explained how that handle got into our fridge. I think i'm going to stick with my original assumption that the vodka gods want me to drink more vodka.
My boyfriend correctly calculated the time I would be out of alcohol and showed up about four minutes after I'd run out with two bottles of wine. I think this is love.
WINE AND FILM. TALK ABOUT AN UPGRADE FROM NETFLIX AND CHILL.
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Xanax and full house Tuesday is now Percocet Sunday
The main motivators in my life are my sex drive and spite
WHY DOES MY BOYFRIEND'S BROTHER HAVE TO BE SO FUCKING HOT
Did you really have to freak out and get up half way through to put the cat in the closet?
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No he doesn’t answer my texts except for like on New Year’s Because like I was fucked up on New Year’s and he said happy new year and I told him the same and I called him dragonslayer and you can’t really recover from that
it's your last night here, let's make it one we may or may not remember.
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