Just found a glow stick inside of my vagina..
With the amount of traffic your vagina gets, it was only a matter of time before someone threw a rave there.
No, I'm not okay. Girls are wearing BUMPITS here.
we saw a llama on the side of the road. That's when we knew everything was going to be alright.
Doctor said I have sports induced asthma.
Call me old fashioned, but around here we call that "out of shape."
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Someone wrote Kyle's bitch on me too. I dont even know who Kyle is.
i find it unbelievable that you didn't think it was necessary to intervene when i started letting people autograph my body with spray tan.
There are topless girls riding the lawn flamingos. I win.
i think the penis that was inside of me changed my life
I caught him trying to shit in her bed. I asked him why he was doing it and he said "because it's wrong."
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I feel miserable and there's nutella all over my phone
It's four o'clock and my 60yo aunt's tits have already made an appearance and there is a dildo traveling around the room periodically assaulting family members. Strangely I am thankful.
See what happens chris. I told u not to invite her over. Now shes on her way to jail and were stuck with two pomeranians.
Just make it a game! Like 20 questions STD style.
Oh man, are we repeating last 4th of July?!
That shouldn't even be a question, it's a tradition now. Hope your manhood is ready.
sorry for running off in the middle of that heart to heart. free food.