Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
They should make Jack Daniels chap stick
it's like god just wants me to be high for five days in a row. keep the blizzards coming.
is there a reason why there is cup of piss in the fridge?
no
If my thighs hurt from cage dancing last night, I can only imagine how yours feel
i jsut feel off the bus, but its ok the driver let me back on. a woman hid her baby from me..
Sun* burn. But that sounds like wait.. Midsentence thought... It would be like swimming in a giant bowl of cereal.. Only I would be cereal. This is brilliant.
OHMYGOD did I try to use pinesol as a mixer?
I only saw you for about 5 min, but you were rambling about how not even the whiskey could make you fight the skeleton guards.
I imagine my service panda will provide sufficient protection. At the very least it will be an irresistible cuddly distraction while I make good my escape.
i agree, on both the sex thing and the unrepentant bastard thing
It makes my nipple hurt just thinking about it.
Even my fuck buddy told me I needed a boyfriend. Fml.
Have u seen my vagina and my gorilla costume? Im in need of it.
I asked him if we were exclusive and he followed up with, "If a tree falls in the woods and no ones around, does it still make a sound?" Wtf am I supposed to do with that?!
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