ID DO HER
SHE HAS LUMPS OF DEODORANT IN HER ARMPIT, I THINK ONE FELL IN YOUR DRINK
the guy that filmed erin andrews naked got 27 months in jail. Every man that's seen it should send him cigs and a nail file baked in a cake. We owe it to him.
My mom and I were trying to explain to my sister what an uncircumcised penis looks like. We had some minor disagreements.
triple team girl just facebook chatted me. do i tell her i had a nice time?
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Yeah, I think they knew. I smelled like that telltale combination of strippers and Easter.
You will not judge me for my made-up holiday of wine appreciation day
he was too drunk to climb up my loft. i owe my beating teen pregnancy to four pieces of steel
Dude, all I know is that I came out of this thing wearing a snorkel mask and completely covered in glitter and soap.
Well. I guess talking about me stealing your wife may not be in the list of legit conversations
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Never let a one night stand shower at your place. My razor, lotion, and brush disappeared. #girlcode
Who loses their virginity to fucking Flo Rida
Fuck it. I'm going for it. You're only young once, right?
You've been saying that for 5 years now. Let me know when the novelty wears off.
I haven't gotten this high alone in a long time. I keep looking at the cat waiting for her to say something.
How did I end up with the cock ring?!
Man, I'm never going tanning again he noticed the burns on my ass
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