"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
Pete just told the whole party I'm a squirter
We took up a collection and paid her $50 to eat a piece of meat. Vegetarian morals trumped once again by cash.
we talked for like an hour, i feel like we really bonded. i mean i was simultaneously giving him head but you get the point.
I'm actually agreeing with glenn beck. What the FUCK was in that margarita?!
You know i think she's just using me for sex
I hate you.
Can I sell my birth control in a yard sale?
This is like a relationship, I expect to be mind blown at least once a week.
He told me I was the only person he wanted to fuck in his rental mini van. Thats so romantic for a fuck buddy relationship.
You could be a whistle.. And just ask bitches if they want to blow you all night
He sent me nudes and then a text asking if I tried the new Cantina Bowl from Taco Bell. He sure does romance right, doesn't he?
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
Man I sound like a slutty Mormon
I masterbated poison ivy onto my penis, it hasn't been this upset with me since the Take one for the team fiasco of 02.
I walked past his mum on the way out and she offered me toast in a napkin "for my travels". Being home from uni is weird.
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