Being hungover naked and coloring my hair. I guess I am not naked I have black latex gloves on. Give me a call.
im coming over.
Just witnessed a fat girl fall off the treadmill, pop a medicine ball, and drink coke out of a water bottle all in one workout.
Haha im Trying. This detox stuff tastes nasty. It's bad when the only thing that came to mind when i took the first sip was how good it would be with Vodka
Hes warming up week old McDonalds french fries, putting hot sauce on them, and counting them with his shirt off.
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I just want to make mistakes. Like stds that go away with antibiotics mistakes.
We're the only two others left at work. My internal monologue is going: TAKE ME. TAKE ME NOWW. ON THE COUNTER. IN FRONT OF THE MANAGER. JUST TAKE MEEE
We've been here for ten minutes. She told me I wasn't "Irish enough", licked my tits, and then sprinkled green glitter on them.
The problem is drunk me is completely unaware how poor I am
your vagina must have magic restorative powers I feel rested and powerful this morning.
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My night started to turn around the time I started calling her a "raggedy cunt".
Somehow she got that I meant it as a term of endearment.
I'm full of champagne and rage, of course I'm showing up at his house.
Vodka and cigarettes aside, my body is a temple.
Two things. 1) party at my house this Friday 2) what was the name of the Australian you fucked on the cruise ship?
I feel as though my head has drastically changed shape
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