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(516): View more from New York

Make note: the first date is too soon to make the "condoms are only for making balloon animals" joke.

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(386): View more from Florida

No, I can't hang out with Dave because he already has a girlfriend. The one with the tatoos of cherries on her "cherry." Yeah, she doesn't really make me feel spectacularly comfortable.

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(530): View more from California

Dude, she sent me a nude of her posing in the mirror and her dad was in the reflection

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(512): View more from Texas

Maybe don't sell him so much adderall next time. The other day during finals he was convinced that he could see the "molecules of life in the air" and kept reaching up slowly to grab them.

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(561): View more from Florida

I'm so stoned. We're making Josh's sister bake us brownies. She's so small and pixie like. Her brownies make me cry tears of happy.

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