2 nights ago she wants to see other people, tonight she wants to have a threesome. The GOOD kind of threesome. So... win?
I've been thinking about it and if we ever have a threesome it'll start off with us clothed solely in our matching fur vests
I hate about 85% of people that I meet. I'm an awful person. In reality my only redeeming qualities are my face, my amazing scissoring skills and the fact that children love me.
True on all accounts.
Its what happens when I drink whiskey in a sweater. It makes me feel mature and ponderful.
Sadly he is straight as an arrow that is designed by a robot computer from the future with lasers.
This saddens me. Mostly because I want to see the schematics on that robot.
I just gave her a sobriety test in the middle of the baking aisle.
And the results, officer?
She's fucked.
Wait, just ask him if can you can join in. You haven't lived until you've taken part in a threesome with your father...or so I've heard
whose parrot is this?
My roommates said duck dynasty was stupid ... toto i don't believe we're in kansas anymore.
So he just rolled you off his dick and fell on the floor?
I really have to stop going to the movies high. Spending $10 to not know what the fuck is going on is starting to get pricey.
I just realized that with the new snapchat update / emoji sticker thing I can now use easily use emojis to cover my boobs in nudes.
I'm just down here gazing up into your ivory tower of nudes
How many of my Tinder dates can my Christian roommate accidentally meet in the hallway at 3am before she's horrified and moves out?
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
Randomize
