People with herpes should wear stickers.
Got home. Hugged Mom. The look on her face indicated she noticed nipple rings.
i'm having flashbacks of crying and telling you i was made out of egg salad.
His "hunger Strike for change" lasted 4 days. Hi welcome to my coke binge last weekend....not impressed
Rolled in at 3:30am from the strip club, with all the screaming I did, Siri doesn't even recognize my voice this morning,
I think my vagina is phsycic. All day it tingled and then BAM Channing Tatums look alike fucks me like ive never been fucked in my life.
Hootey the Owl eats a mean pussy.
Um, OK. WTF?
The guy from the Halloween party. We finally hooked up. Went down in me for 45 mins. Came 4 times.
do you want me to tag you in the pics from the party?
Hmm. Use your judgment. Bootlicking pics are probably not ok. Otherwise fine.
So many gingers... It's like a beacon went out that said "this one is ok with red hair"
We just got home a lil bit ago. No sorority girls showed except the ugly swimmer chick and she asked if I've ever faked an orgasm.
with the possibility that i could very easily fall in love with him and i've actually talked to my HUSBAND about it
You yell at me for being attracted to older guys and you're over here condoning murder
I am so horny that I an legitimately concerned for your safety when I see you tonight.
My vagina cried when he left. I think she's about to be at war with my self respect.
There is a moment when you wake up with a butt plug in when you question your choices in life.
There is also a moment when you wake up in a kiddie pool of jello cubes where you question what the fuck you did last night. Are you still in the attic or did you go home.
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