My dad hugged me and said I love u. I'm glad I didn't pull out that night.
this is a mass text to all the people i smoke weed with. I have Mono, so if we've shared a bong/pipe. sorry man.
I can'nr wwn explain this nihght . So amnt dixks. Shitttttt.
I found out what happened to that girls weave last night. It was draped over a bush in my backyard.
Ps I don't think it counts as being open minded if you didn't know he was missing a leg until you had already started making out.
i seriously just licked my laptop for traces of blow from the other night
i really regret not blowing your cousin before he went to jail
Im in mikes bed telling my vagina I'm sorry in advance.
Finished watching the entire first season of mighty morphing power rangers. Now I have nothing. Not even a life.
Will you judge me if i do shots in my basement closet first? No? Okay good
Just woke up. Naked. Under an animal pelt. With a girl. I've never met her. She's pretty naked too.
She's chasing her own tail and is afraid of her own feet. My stoner cat, ladies and gentlemen.
Just realized I chose a bacon cheeseburger over sex last night
You know you turned your life around when your drunk eating salad at 3 am on a Friday night
It was like he was 23 all over again. Madness. I. was. so. scared.
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