i have more money on itunes than i do in my bank account... college.
Just finished my law exam. Questions 4-18 seemed to pertain specifically to things we've done this semester.
The future queen of Norway was pregnant with a druglord's baby when she met the prince. We still have hope.
I thought about donating plasma but thats not the way i want to find out that i have aids
I can't wait to be a mother. My daughters gonna outdrink every boy in her grade
I swear to god if he wasnt on the fourth floor balcony and I wasn't to drunk to climb I would kill him
just to let you know its hard to talk to your father while being fingered up against a car..
It's surprise blowjob week. You should be excited.
Is it wrong I want to seduce my ex to prove the point to his current gf he's an ass?
She was trying to drink out of the beer bong and she thought it didn't work. Little did she know there was no beer in there. Then she got mad at us. Girls.
Girl re-adjusts bra, no one bats an eye. I re-adjust nuts, everyone stares.
"I made out with someone too, but then he tried to fuck and I played dead"
I went to finger her and found a penny. I think ill keep it.
I just washed down my antidepressant with some pineapple wine. I'm the picture of mental health this holiday season
she bought my drinks all night, made me breakfast in the morning, and let me use her expensive hair products before i left. best one night stand ever.
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