It was kinda bitchy last night when i brought up my pregnancy scare and you said "shotty playing with it"
I cannot stress to you how much better your current situation is than listening to gay sex
Well, I guess that settles the question of how thick the walls are in my building.
u were so high that u chewed on candle wax for an hour
You were yelling in my ear let's double team her with her right next to us
Also can you rate on a scale of zero to jesus restraining order christ how creepy it is that he found a porn star that looks like me and has watched all the porn that she's been in
her wearing orange crocs at the bar was definitely a great form of contraception
Hey, met you at the bar last night. You probably dont remember my name. You and your friends came back to my place, you shattered my window with your fist then dipped. Your gonna need to pay for that.
Thats where this cut came from! Thanks for piecing together the puzzle dude.
I am not a slut. I'm just very open with how much I love to have sex. Stop judging.
We ended up on their roof with our pants around our ankles shotgunning beers at one point.
He was smart enough to bring a condom to our study date so I mean I'm sure he'll do fine on the test
You puked on yourself, then demanded to take shower. In which you kept saying "its raining"
Hey, it's all about finding the bright side. And boobs are definitely a bright side.
well at least you got laid last nighT. I woke up on a pile of laundry
Just letting you know that while you peed your pants in that guys jeep, The orgasm I had made my hair fall out... Good morning.
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