She was lying the whole time!
She was a great actress
I was a great dumbass
his facebook status quotes britney spears so there is always that
Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
he was like a christmas ornament you would hang on the back of the tree....not great but still made the cut.
Is it just me, or does Colt McCoy look like Herbie the Dentist from "Rudolph the Red-nosed Reindeer"?
All I've accomplished this quarter is making Uno an acceptable drinking game.
Theres two guys using a blow up doll to hold their beers while they float around the pool
Im on my way, tell them to get ready for a high-five
I'm at Home Depot to get supplies to fix the wall we cracked by fucking too hard against the bookshelf.
this weekend destroyed me...my brain feels like the curly fry at the bottom of the bag. GAhhh come save me
that's ecstasy for ya. now I'm kinda in the mood for jack in the box.
Found trail of ibuprofen on ground. I'm like the intervention version of e.t.
So if I get kidnapped from my office and go missing for a few days does that count against my vacation days and do I still get paid?
That's the 2nd med student that has had his tongue in my butthole, what gives.
I just want a relatively mentally stable guy with tattoos and facial hair that loves Captain America as much as I do and will fuck me the way I deserve to be fucked, is that too much to ask for?
I honestly don't understand how your night went from singing a touching rendition of Africa to an angry political rant to low key trying to find a frat boy to bang to doing dishes to yoga
Also, apparently I'm only coherent when I'm drunk sexting. And then I'm grammatically perfect and impressively eloquent.
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