it's gonna be a chat room kind of night
Here's the thing. I'm really high and have lots of questions about lightning.
It's 9:30am and I've already blown three loads. Reason #101 I love 25 year old girls.
I almost punched the night nurse in her face. I woke up and she was standing over me.
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I have bruises on my ass from her spurs. God bless Texas.
You just handed me your ATM card and wrote your PIN number on a dollar bill and said "for bail money."
Weer fine. went to buiy cigxs, but hes theonly one waering shoes. He caem out wti chicke fingers instead. whatecer, there th 8 dollar kind.
I'm so high I feel like I'm pedaling a bicycle but I'm laying on the couch. My body might be vibrating. I made soup.
These kids are nice. Shrooms make everything so nice.
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Again??? Now we can't ever fucking go there again STOP PEEING IN FOYERS
My sheer presence has sent the hipsters running in terror. I expect no problems.
is that a sigh of girlish delight, or "sigh...I'm having a herpes outbreak'
Can't it be both?
His cat just sat there and simultaneously bobbed his head up and down while I blew him
I'm SO high. And there is so much pudding in this car
When we sit on the couch watching TV, she always cups her hand around my balls. Not sure if it's a sign of affection or a "power play" to remind me just how vulnerable I am if she chooses to make an aggressive squeeze.
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