drink some water, pull the trigger, get a bfast sandwich. Only good things.
So that's a yes to the cocaine usage and a no to the rollerblading
Is it sad i was sitting here thinkin how i would only fuck Rob Pattinson if he was glittery at said time.
Lauren she was gnawing on a dresser. Gnawing. On. A. Dresser.
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Hey do you have a way to post bail? If not we can hook you up. If a police officer is reading this please ask him and respond in a timely fashion. I am concerned for my imprisoned friend
Can she stop putting up all these passive aggressive statuses and please come out of the "I-want-to-be-a-pornstar" closet already?
I'm helping my Mormon ex boyfriend from high school embrace his inner cross dresser. This is truly god's work.
Told him I'd blow him in the bathroom. There was a giant window everyone was looking thru. He whipped it out n I burst out laughing n walked away. Even blackout drunk I set the bar high. You should be proud.
While all the other girls were trying to out skut the next, Cameron was just doing cartwheels around the bar. I think she's the only one who got laid.
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He took getting"shit in your neighbors hot tub drunk" way to literally
Bro... You handed me an ice cube from your drink and said "tell me if it tastes like pickles".
i dont remember how or why, but i now have 3 coupons for a free BJ from Anise stapled to my right arm.
My brother just text me asking if I was ready for the blowjob of my life.
If I don't quit picking up guys when I'm drunk, I'm going to need a vagina transplant.
I mean I'd assume the strange looks are on account of the fact that I'd imagine people normally don't stink of booze on an 8:14am flight.
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