Its where this guy sticks a jar up his ass. Be prepared to be suspended between vomiting and cheering.
When I told my boss I'm using a vacation day for 4/20, he gave me his personal cell phone number and winked at me.
oh my god i just remembered the cat blow jobs.
Dude you should see the looks were getting for ordering a pitcher of beer with breakfast.
He scratched off my spray tan. Literal nail marks down my back. Can't imagine what's underneath his fingernails.
I have acquired 14 pictures of hard dicks tonight... I was on a mission. Don't even pretend you aren't proud.
No. Dude. I didn't knoe it eas floibg to move. It's slepprru ixuy!
Nobody knows who they are, but they have an ice luge so they are welcome in my book
I'm sitting on my couch eating a bag of marshmallows and watching someone run bare ass down the street. What has happened to my life?
I didnt finish. My brain kept playing the duck tales theme thru the entire blow job
I left when you were using your mug to lay on the street and ask for spare change
he was making out with her against the stove and started a fire--the thirst literally almost burned the place down!!
It was a blind-side dick pic.
We were fucking in the back of my truck and no joke a skunk came up and sprayed us. How am I supposed to explain this to my parents
New drinking game, drink every time Rhianna says "Work" in her new song.
Randomize
