is drinking for groundhog day legit?
well you blacked out on MLK day and we pregamed arbor day, so yes
2pm: Breaking news alert: I think I'm finally sober. Oh, and that place needs hotter strippers.
I just remembered our "im drunk enough to look at your vagina" conversation. Is that offer still valid? I really think I need a second opinion
I have a meeting at work in an hour, I'm so hungover going outside is NOT happening there are roads and shit I'll totally get myself killed.
No, listening to the fray and drinking a bottle of jack daniels does not count as counseling
He just kept mumbling that he was too drunk for society and then he peed in a bush
My dad just saw me take dirty one night stand underwear out of my purse. I'm willing to admit I have a problem
Of course I'm going to see her again. She had waterproof handcuffs in her shower.
I was just thinking about if my bath water turned to jello and got a little freaked out
Accidentally donated half a joint to Kiwanis with the spare change from my car's ashtray. I hope those kids appreciate it.
Is there a tactful way to ask "how are your balls?" Or do I just ask point blank
Sooo, my mother is snoring, my ex is sexting me, the guy I'm having an affair with is sending me dick pics, and all I want to do is sleep!
I possibly am a tad bit not really but maybe slightly intoxicated.
he said he couldn't believe he just lost his virginity and passed out. what have i done
He’s got a big dick and a big ego. This could be fun
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