Gettin pulled over, can you watch my dog and pay the bils for a while?
This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
I think the boy in my gender studies class cried when 90% of the girls said they had faked an orgasm
dude my 8 year old cousin is allowed to drink wine coolers. as long as its infront of my aunt. wtf
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Went biking. Saw homeless guy beating in the park. Thought of you <3
I now have an ENTIRE drawer of unused disposable silverware from Boston Market... and you guys said I needed to "buy" kitchen stuff
His mom always writes on my facebook right after we have sex. it's like she knows. with her scary mom psychic powers
Dude, this guy showed up with a 40 and stayed for two days. I want that lack of responsibility
To my wonderful winter break booty calls: thank you for making this holiday season enjoyable. I look forward to seeing you boys again this summer.
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the intervention consisted of my aunt taking me to chuck-e-cheezs and telling me that this was my future - either as a mom or as a waitress - unless i stopped fucking around.
did she buy you pizza?
Still drunk on my morning "run" which has turned into a walk. Just burped fireball
just once i'd like to actually BE there for your crazy drunk stories instead of just getting the play-by-play by people who can't remember half of it
He is getting no nudes from me. I don't even care if I'm losing his legal advice.
This friendship isnt goin to work if you dont respond to my drunk texts
Listen, yo... we need to have a serious conversation about this Dollar Store toilet paper. Because if I’m going to finger someone’s ass, it’s not going to be my own.
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