Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
this is a family affair. You're an embarrassment.
whatever it's not my family
So I went home with some chick last night... I'm not sue what's worse: not getting a nut at 5am, the condom breaking and not being replaced, feeling poo when I put my finger in her but, sleeping on a heroin mattress in her living room, her swine flu coughing fit at 7am or realizing she peed the matt at 10am. Actually it was probably the fact that she continuously told me she was the classiest girl in boulder.
I bet i've been more pregnant than you.
MTV running anti-sexting commercials is a slap in the face to everything our generation has accomplished.
Found her laying down in a booth in iHop. She's a keeper.
It's summer and yet I still can't have one library session w/o seeing someone who has had their penis in me.
im gonna call it quits for tonight... I am so drunk I dont even have the motor skills to masturbate
im really going to miss that car, so many blow jobs...
she tried to deny peeing on the floor last night. she said she wouldn't make it to the bathroom only to pee on the floor
oh but she would
And on the subject of embracing my inner whore, I had two different dicks in my mouth yesterday. Friend, it's official. I'm completely outta control.
Guess who just got out of a ticket because the cop liked her costume? THIS GIRL.
This band has the most fuckable violin player I have ever seen.
I need an honest answer, no judgements. Would it make me a bad person if I fucked the other twin?
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
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