There are 3 speedbumps now up. Think you can manage the urge to piss on them?
Aw shit! That's like putting me a in a room full of Captiain Crunch Donuts and Jasper Hale and not letting me put my mouth on either.
Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
I havent dry-humped that much since freshmen year. Forgot how good it doesnt feel.
He was actually able to throw up in the bucket from the top bunk. im impressed.
Some kid in my class just puked in his backpack, zipped up the backpack, put the backpack on and walked out the door.
I need a leash, or some shame. Maybe.
This guys mom bought us a 24 pack and drove me and 8 others to a frat house... Hello moms weekend.
Call me when you get up. This hang-over is like dismantling a bomb: I need someone to talk me through it.
Don't ask me how or why, but I'm drunk with German diplomats. Come over. Now
Everyone heard you scream that I was to be naked, in your bed in 5 minutes. We were one hell of a shitshow spectacle
I don't remember, but I believe your goodnight phrase was "nice meeting you, thanks for not macing me"
It was bitter sweet because I woke him up with sex but then I peed in his bed with him in it
You are the human incarnation of a drinking problem
Why did I wake up with BYOB sharpied on my stomach
sorry for running off in the middle of that heart to heart. free food.
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