He wants to be 'in an open relationship'. Fuck that. That's the online equivalent of letting him pee in a circle around me.
Fuck 8am classes
Dear Jesus I'm gonna throw up through my eyes
just because she blew him doesn't mean she knows his name.
Best. Handjob. Ever.
I'm guessing Kelly is over?
Nope. Home alone.
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DID YOU JUST COME OUT THROUGH A FACEBOOK COMMENT??
Do you think I should make him wait for my responses or do you think sophomore have no concept of time like dogs?
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Don't worry I drank 7 more beers & brought home a guy that bit me at the bar.
friends don't put videos of other friends on youtube puking on their professor on the first day
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Well I pulled a muscle in my leg dancing in the tanning booth drunk at 1 pm soooo there's that
Just smoked pot with a guy who has apparently been living in the woods for over a month. He just walked out of the woods. This is not real life.
The drug dealer had chickens in his house so I know it was good stuff.
I need two food groups: booze and turkey sandwiches
Well let me fuck you while I make potatoes. It's every girls dream
It involves me, my best friend, and a stripper and her mother.
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