she left her pants. im pretty sure she grabbed mine on accident. im like 9 man sizes bigger than her. wtf
im officially scared..,i finally realized who my boyfriend reminds me of! spencer pratt
Needless to say Beer Gardens severly frowns upon playing flip cups with real glasses.
Do you think girls in gamma phi sit around and think about how much they suck?
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ASIANS HAVE SEX TOO!! I just watched it happen in the library.
GOING OUT OF BUSINESS: we're having a foreclosure party tonight...We'll also be raffling off a washer/dryer, microwave and a white tiger head.
Do you remember that time on the drunk bus when I kept thanking the bus driver for serving our country?
Sprained my ankle at sky zone REST ICE COMPRESSION ELEVATION AND SHOTS it'll all feel better soon
I want to get my vag crammed with complete loss of every bit of dignity I have left by this man from every angle on every flat surface that exists. That is all.
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I can't let him end my perfect streak. HE USED TO BE FAT
I told him not to mix beer with his Dr. Pepper...his reply was "i'm a grown ass man i'll do what i want". Judging by the sounds coming out of the bathroom he regrets not listening to me.
Do you know what the cost code is for strip clubs? I'm filling out my company expense report right now
Seriously. Are we going out tonight? If we're not, I'm going to put on sweatpants and do drugs.
I just got to my parents hungover as hell. My dad could tell and said "theres only one cure for a hangover" and handed me a beer. This morning went from a 0 to 10 in an instant.
Next thing I know her tits are out on my desk. It was straight out of a porno. What was I supposed to do I’m not made of stone
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