I'm lost and stupid without you.
Flying to Orlando on the 7th is cheaper than the 8th by like three margaritas.
Dude...I'm drunk from Wednesday stilll.
Just saw the liqour store owner get into a mercedes, almost proud to be responsible for that
Just realized after we're done pre-gaming for St. Patricks Day, we have March Madness, the first day of spring, and Easter to pre-game for. March is a great month.
So at what point while he was throwing up on the girl next to him did you think "yeah, im going to hit that"
You were humming mission impossible as we ran from the cops
honestly, i just want you to have sex with him too so that you can fully understand my appreciation of his dick as well.
He's. Duct. Taping. His. Phone. To. The. Wall.
Seriously. All I want right now is a 40 with a nipple on it, and a nap
Took pain meds with RumChata this morning. It's like morning milk but better
I woke up in your kitchen with my ID in my hand and my nails were painted electric blue. Dude.... never let me have fireball again.
I have a bandage in my ass crack. In. My. Ass. Crack.
I woke up with clothes on this morning and I'm pretty sure you had something to do with that. Thank you.
So how was it?
The cemetery or the sex?
Randomize
