Whats contracted in vegas does not stay in vegas....
there are definitely too many half naked pictures of me out there for me to ever be famous.
If your still trying to figure out the moment I stopped caring; it was the point in which you said "I really wasn't sure whose baby it was"
Just saw a group of asian tourists in safari outifts bow in thanks to the starbucks guys. And no Im not high.
i'm high and 74% sure there's a monster in my closet
One date. That's all it took. I want to have his geunis babies in me. One date.
just had to make the 420 edibles gluten free and kosher for passover.
Fair warning: We've transformed the living room into a giant tent.
Power hour was a bad idea. It turned into power 4 hours, then power puke. Then power sleep till 3.
its been so long even thinking about having a dick inside me makes me sore
My vagina feels like it's been kissed by angels.
I almost died in that meeting. Nearly dried up and blew away in the pure powder form of boredom
I know that feel bro
I told him we could fuck whenever was concurrent for both of us
Dentist appt at 2pm get milk poured on my tits by 2am
A marvelous 12 hours
She is crazy bro, she'll kiss me after eating her ass but looses her fucking mind if I double dip a french fry in "our" ketchup!
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