fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
I just saw the girl you left with - Chris Hansen's looking for you
I stood up and a chip flew out of my shirt and landed in the chip dish. I just walked away.
He just turned on a sound machine. I need to get the fuck out of here.
it was like the sexual equivalent of when Wilson fell off the raft and floated away
you know it's bad when you need sunglasses to open the refrigerator
dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
Well I talked to some Canadians today, and I'm keeping a vigilant watch for sharks, so I'm pretty booked up.
I realize it truly is impossible to burrow under the grass like a mole. Let's not drink for at least another 3 days.
im single, its not even nine am on Valentine's day and I've already gotten laid. suck it relationships
Smoking a bowl and ordering Dominos, you want in on either, both, or none?
dude where did you go last night?
when the tequila says to run, you start running.
Found this cake smashed up inside a box on the sidewalk. Im saying yes to adventure and eating some.
Taking a nap. Sidewalk cake kicked my ass. It had boston creme filling!
A girl just managed to steal a whole gallon of ice cream. I'm letting her go because that is impressive.
i guess "never drinking again" is not an option when you invent a whole new level of drunk...
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