What a fucking waste of an outfit
I mean roof. it goes up. its important day. you should recongziw it.
You're drunk. Make complete sentences.
It's not luke its my birthday or anything. Mike, understand.
We need to talk in the morning. The guy I was with just interpreted me taking off my earrings as code for "let me take off my pants."
How many bratwuest were you able to fit in your mouth at one time? It's me, Hans.
I scrubbed the bathroom, smoked a bowl, and gave myself 3 orgasms. If the world ends today, I feel accomplished.
I'm single as of 11 minutes ago. I was the chick who drunkenly tried to climb into bed with you 2 weeks ago. Wanna make this happen?
Please do not make a facebook page for my hickeys.
Call me as soon as you're able to dial a phone. I just took a shit behind a building in broad daylight and need to get the fuck outta here soon.
kool aid jammers and 151...our childhood has officially been corrupted.
July fourth my place, drunken bubble slip n slide. Yes this is happening and yes I am 31
I mean like if I stood up my head might pull me down like an anchor
I'm disgusted with myself. I feel like I need 10 boxes of Summer's Eve and a baptism.
At least you got some excitement going on, you got weed and might die tonight, I'm just sitting here bored as fuck.
We'll just play naked Twister, the rest will take care of itself
It's beautiful. It's what jesusxwants. I should send you a pic of my boobs out of friendship
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