Girls gone wild is like the hills, except sexy and it doesnt suck
It's like God shit irony all over that family
The vomit I understand but how is there seaweed in my bed?
she used her one phone call to ask me about my day
How did the whale quest end up? I saw u hit a little snag when the first one heard you call her that.
He peed in the bird bath. Those birds are gonna be pissed
My dad just sent me a text reminding me to bring the family beer pong championship belt. Thanksgiving 2012 just got real
Did she owns a vibrator that will set off seismic activity.
I want you to get off the plane and get directly into my pants
I mean we don't talk anymore but I still see him around wearing that sweater he stole from me after we had sex
Am I just high or is she having an auction for her vagina on Twitter
video games take priority over anything else you can offer me.
Do you think my laundromat will notice that the bloodstain on my sheets is in the shape of a face?
i literally have the attention span of a weasel on steroids, but yeah, i know who you’re talking about.
Im drunk taking pregnancy tests with this really hot girl...i dont know what is happening
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