Third unemployed latin in my bed this week. I'm on a roll
apparently went to arby's at 2:30am banging on the windows for someone to make me a "beefy"
I feel like sober is me a distant relative that I only see on christmas..
I hate to tell you this, but your sister reeks of whore.
I get free beer too. Its called a vagina and its accepted everywhere like visa
We turned everything surrounding BP and the oil leak into a "that's what she said" drinking game. We've been drunk for a month
I have too much pride to pick his chest hair out of my mouth again
By the way, i got bored and just started putting my balls on every object in your room. One at a time.
I think I was the only one who knew you were acting like you weren't drunk in public issues discussion this morning. Make sure you thank me in your Academy Award Speech someday.
It's called hot rabbit the party if he asks the password is "careful" don't ask
I knew full well that at some point during the night my penis would be out with this costume choice
I was going to do a cardio thing but then tacos.
I wiped my ass with some girl's sock, I would honestly admit if I hate Caitlin's sandwich.
The moment when you go to plug in someone else's phone in your car and your lube is in the way. Don't mind that it's just my center console car lube. Normal.
To be honest, the last time I saw him he had a jesus costume on telling people to pray to his bible.
So he's at the chuch?
No, hooters.
Randomize
