YOURE GIVING A BLOW JOB TO THE BOY WHO SAYS "OH SNAP"
somehow you got everyone naked by playing strip rock paper scissors.
Their flight hasn't even left yet and the 'buy food to keep yourself alive' budget is gone on tequila.
Judging by the grocery store, everyone stocked up on frozen pizza and beer for the blizzard. If our generation ever faces doomsday, we'll go out smiling.
Dude its barely eleven am and there is already a firetruck and ambulance at the shamrock...happy st paddys day
i just went 2 months without giving head... thats like two months without coffee. or two months without sun.
We are lost and the only things we have are peanut brittle, cookies and vodka. I think we'll make it.
But I was triple fisting doubles, that's bound to be a good time. Might have a broken collarbone though.
He left npr on the whole time when we were doing it. ironic that i lost it on the 100th anniversary of the titanic. thanks michelle norris.
A "Tom-vomit" is when you puke but cough as it comes up, so you close you mouth as a natural reaction and the vomit is jet-propelled out your noise.
Out of everyone here, the sober one caught the cat on fire.
There's a ton of international students in my suite and I'm just sitting in this chair with no pants on eating frosted flakes
I knew full well that at some point during the night my penis would be out with this costume choice
His pick-up lines are quotes from Doctor Who. Of course I fucked him.
I'm good. But Nutella doesn't taste as good as it used to.
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