So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
Karaoke makes my soul die one wretched song at a time
hot pretzels for dinner, snacks, and now breakfast...oh to be a poor college student...everyday is like a carnival.
He promised he'd be the first bidder on my ebay item if i went home with him. Worth it.
Also, drinking coors light. Fuck that. Fuck that in the fucking face.
I was masturbating in my bed this morning when my ipod alarm went off and it started playing "show me the meaning of being lonely"
It took all the strength I had tto sit at my desk and not tear off my business attire and run screaming from adulthood and flourescent lights.
i was really hopeful that i could make it to the end of the semester without doing something stupid enough to destroy our relationship but i guess i was wrong..........thanks vodka
I think I've forgotten how to blink. Help plz?
She doesn't believe I only want to use you for sex. She has a much higher opinion of me than either of us do.
Also at one point I told him to say my name and it took him like 5 seconds to remember.
I feel you. I woke up butt naked on top of my sheets with a plate of cheese next to my bed...
One of the Mormon boys that comes to the door is really sexy and I always think 'I would absolutely destroy your faith'
He stopped in the middle of us fucking so he could turn on lithuanian techno music. And the sad thing is that it was the best sex of my life.
What part of I just want to watch porn, eat Taco Bell, and masturbate did you not understand?
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