Hurry. And bring back up. SHE WON'T STOP TALKING.
I've eaten ice cream, mentos, an extreme gulp and swedish fish today. i feel like diabetes. the actual disease not a person with it.
My entire childhood was an ugly sweater party
I started the year with 2,800 dollars and am now down to 83 dollars-one of which i use to snort my focalin. I have given up on food and am perplexed as to how I can make 82 dollars last more than two weekends for booze
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This is the prime rib incident all over again
I know you don't remember, but the teeth marks on my face say it happened.
I just had to download an app to edit pictures on my new phone. The things I do for sexting...
I can't wait to go to grad school so I am not your high unemployed friend.
YOHYFONSO!! YOU ONLY HAVE YOUR FIRST ONE NIGHT STAND ONCE!!
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You climbed out your own window and walked in the front door..
I just smoked by myself in my childhood bedroom, how happy does it seem I am to be home for Christmas?
Side note: I just realized that I can make my hand warmers double as a heated push up bra.
I'm literally in my bed still trying to find the energy to take my corset off so I can binge eat oreos
Lets get drunk. But not too drunk that I can't work in the morning. But maybe drunk enough so we'll make out
You told your boyfriend he needed to fuck you in the tree because it would make you guys one with nature.
Did he?
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