Just found a copy of intimate toy times in my mom's trash can...
Saw a pregnant woman get a lap dance last night. I love the south.
This sounds like "Sober" Ericka. Sorry that message wasn't for you. I only do business with "Fell off the wagon" Ericka. Please pass that message along to her.
sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Just saw my father's penis. Don't know what to say.
getting kicked in the face by someone doing a keg stand. just my luck
I think "I actually like giving blow jobs better" qualifies her as a keeper
In their defense you were hugging a watermelon for a good portion of the trip
After all the hair products he's stolen from me, he better fucking be gay.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
sooo I am sorta kinda using your name as my stripper stage name.
you missed 2am bagpipes and my roommate looking hot as fuck in a kilt
I really have to stop going to the movies high. Spending $10 to not know what the fuck is going on is starting to get pricey.
No? The only contact I've had with him for months was when I drunk texted him from Costa Rica to say that all jazz sounds the same
If you're with any of them tell them i apologize for (insert whatever i did here)
Just got hit on by a 28-year old, quadraplegic, triple-cancer-survivor redneck. Now updating bucket list to meet newfound standards.
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