your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
She has an album entitled "my photography", which consists of about 80 different pictures of a tractor that she took on her cell phone. I'm all for freedom of expression, but come on.
I'm really proud of her, she waited until she was on tiled floor to start puking on the ground
i need to find a notary that isn't going to turn me in for blatantly lying to the us and chilean governments
Any day you don't mysteriously wake up in the garbage is a good day.
Now he's trying to use the tornado warnings as an excuse to get head. Yeah, b/c THAT'S the last taste I want in my mouth b4 I die...
I kept calling him escargot instead of Estaban..I don't think that was the wisest choice.
Can't even walk I haven't tried talking but I probably can't do that either
Question: If I got in a car accident and lost my memory of us, would you work your way back just so we could be fuck buddies again?
I'm watching The Vow and just need to know that I'm loved in some way
I woke up with a bagel in my mouth, still ate it. Free breakfast
He called me saying he got nice rims for his car so now we can fuck in style
HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO BE A DRUNK WHEN ALL MY ENABLERS ARE BUSY?!
Of all of my friend's husbands, I like when yours hits on me best
Awe that means so much to us
About the whale....I wasn't completely awake.
Ever try to swallow something and have it go up into your nose instead? Yeah, I just sneezed bacon.
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