So would u like to explain why you ate all my pickels and took my 1800?
About that, i have your 1800 on my desk with intentions of returning it but theres nothing i can do about the pickels
p.s. you have a small clit
YOU ARE THE MOST AWKWARD PERSON ALIVE.
lets put it this way..we'd win on tool academy
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
Just found out you can rent the rollerena for 100 bucks and you can bring your own beer... when are you free this week?
I feel like every car around me knows I'm driving in my snuggie
She left scratches down my back from her wedding ring. Her husband seems like a nice guy though, judging by the scratches it had to be at least a carat.
Found your pants. They were stuffed in the tank of the toilet.
She jumped on a table and took off her shirt and started yelling things that no one understood. For being 3, she has a dead on impression of a drunk party girl.
Haha! You know I mean that in a positive way. Like, "let them eat cake!" Or in our case, "let them achieve obesity from the two entree plate at Panda Express!"
I'm going to three dry weddings this month. I'm flashing three dry weddings this month
let’s be honest I’d fucking Irish step dance on your grave, asshole
apparently i came home last night raving about goats and singing songs from muppet treasure island
Started mixing booze directly into the 2 liters and carrying them around. Mixing less often, and now kind of weightlifting,so double effecient.
Validation I posted a good pic? The lonely fuckboys send out the booty call signal. Of course I answered the call; Gotham needs its hero.
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