the police officer looked at my vomit and told me "milk was a bad choice"
id tell you what to do, but my morals dont exactly scream, "Listen to this guy!"
Nope, didn't see her. We left when you told us you were going to make the " big beef burrito supreme" even more supreme and you took your dick out.
And I was the only one who felt it was dangerous to set the tv and blender on the ledge of the hot tub
All I'm saying is that she needs to invest in some razors. But her head game is great. The pros and cons in last minute hook-ups
Bitches at mcdonalds acting like they never seen a girl puke in her own coat pocket before
You have to keep an eye on her tonight cause you know how she likes to pickpocket people when she's drunk.
It was either the harsh truths I was divulging or the liquor..... But either way, I made mom puke
with the possibility that i could very easily fall in love with him and i've actually talked to my HUSBAND about it
especially when i'm drunk. his dick might as well be made of cotton candy.
On a scale of 1 to 10 how concerned should I be
Dealing with people is so much easier after you've had an orgasm or 4.
Sooooooo, can scratch getting a pelvic exam by a man dressed as Woody from Toy Story off my list.
You need to write an essay about this experience.
He was even wearing the hat.
I did a trust fall off the bar and then almost got into a knife fight over a push up competition. Just another Tuesday.
I slept with six men with different nationalities this week. Who says I'm not a woman of culture?
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