So it wasn't until I came that he pointed out the glow in the dark plastic star still stuck to my forehead. Fun times.
looks like were buying each other an abortion for our one year present...
Do the low cut shirt test. If he stares at your tits even in front of your brother, he's down.
I cant even remember his name or what he looked like. all I remember is what the tattoo on his forearm looked like.
well, he kindof looked like a walmart greeter. I tried to stop you
wanna go with us to feed the ducks bread soaked in vodka?
how could i say no?
Well, I just watched him puke into his pitcher at the bar, I doubt he cares about anything other than the fact that he needs a new beer.
Well, he sent me "techno kitty adventure" about 10 minutes ago. So, he could be anywhere.
I think my whole family judged my ability to change under a blanket.
In a moving vehicle and other people in the car
Yes but that point is quickly negated bc u should never have to search more than one room to find your underwear.
Just to warn you I probably wont be able to do anything that involves standing up
Everyone's impressed that I actually got pee all over his car since I'm a girl and they're a little curious..
I dunno, there's just something so\ncomforting about having his penis in my mouth.
I told him I had an IUD and he asked me how was a bomb a form of birth control..
I have a burn on my hand, I'm covered in bruises, I think my toe is broken, and I have no clothes to wear home.
It's weird having sex with someone you actually like
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