ive never been so in love with another man before, in a totally none sexual way... no homo
I drank too much. My snot smells like vodka when I blow my nose.
i hate this light. i wouldnt even hook up with me in this light
Probably, but last night was a special kind of drunk. It was a "let's see how drunk I can get without killing myself" drunk.
i think of them as a grilled chicken salad and a fried chicken biscuit. obviously Amy is better for me, but when i'm eating her all i can think about is how much better the blonde must taste.
Hu mahhiw im so tired.i just got done. In fo dleepu. Aaaaaaahh. I qisj my mom filmed me. In axtunf so funny
i was holding a cup in her face for her to throw up in while screaming THIS IS THE DEFINITION OF FRIENDSHIP
Well my grandma put the turkey in the oven for 4 hours and didn't have the oven on.
The guy I'm talking to drunk texted me his essay last night and he asked me to revise it
Imma do four shots of whisky within two minutes and pass out. Otherwise this'll go badly.
Remember that guy I fucked last month? Well I'm watching his dog this weekend while he's in the Bahamas with his girlfriend. What is my life
I'm really stressed out right now.
I think you're confusing "stressed" and "sober".
I want you to defile me in my childhood bed.
fuck st louis. fuck their hockey. fuck their basball. fuck their football if they still got it. fuck their tiddlywinks teamm. fuck their ribs. fuck their entire city. what im trying to say is i dont like st louis
My fuck it list is complete! I finally got a firefighter!
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