Would it be quicker to bike the freeway home?
just woke up. wallet empty. bottle empty. tattoo in pen on my arm. smell like bad sex. woke up alone. and wall-e is playing on my computer. need answers.
the Monday before Thanksgiving is not a Monday at all. Just Thursday in Monday suit.
when she asked me if it was possible to swim under north america i knew it was time to leave.
So high. I just took a picture of my chewed gum so I can remember to paint a picture of it as a cloud later.
He asked if I was on the pill, apparently I just downed my glass of beer and winked at him...
a kid who worked there came up to me and let me know you were sitting in the bathroom sink. he said it was fine, so i just kept checking on you.
I want a nosebag of coke after my exam. Like what horses have. Coked up horses. No excuses. I love you.
I am not even close to finishing violently masturbating over that video.
I need to get off of her emotional roller coaster. I've been on it for a fucking year and I've been throwing up the entire time.
I've decided that buying my first unused mattress has been my first major step into real adulthood.
tried to suck my ex boyfriends dick last night at a bar... Happy homecoming from me to you
you don't understand it took me an hour and a half to escape that bed, I had to memorize his sleeping patterns.
I went out to dinner with the girls thinking I'd be home early. Instead I ended up in the Englishman's hotel room. Long Live The Queen.
Dont... please don't. Don't fuck him on his bean bag bed
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