No, computers are like whores. moody bitches that cost too much and no matter how much protection you have you can still get a virus
When black out puking doesn't involve crying and promises to never get drunk again... to just a subtle, 'excuse me while I go vomit in the bathroom of this bar'.. you know you've finally grown up.
At one point I was double fisting both beer & ice cream. I love public events in this town.
you were drinking a pitcher of what you called "16 loko" and making everybody guess what the secret ingredient was
He offered me a ride home but i walked. He lives by an elementary school so a 10 yr old safety officer helped me across the street during my walk of shame
He handled me like a finger puppet on crack... Time to ice the vagina, I'd like to sit down sometime today.
ATTENTION ALL CONTESTANTS OF SLUTFEST 2012 ; not only will we be judging on how many penis you have sucked but also girth and length will be calculated. If you are found lying you will be disqualified. Remember your fellow participants will be rendering the same services to probably the same people. So choose wisely and let the games begin!
Are the homeless actually allowed to bathe in fountains located on Main Street in downtown Houston? Can Houston TX be so progressive as to condone public bathing?
She needs more friends. Or a second therapist.
I just spent 20 mins in the shower washing n rewashing my body to get rid of stripper. I even loofa'd my face.
Just peed out a window, not entirely sure it's open. Can't tell. I'll find out in the morning.
YOUR TITS WERE ON THE TABLE.
Drowning in science and also vodka. Hope you're having fun.
A picture of a damn cupcake brought back 3 fuckboys
I feel like he doesn't realize we're offering him a threeway with sisters and I don't understand how that's possible.
Maybe we should bring mom next time.
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