You're never going to guess who I just worked out next to..
Who?
Chris brown
No way... I bet he was intense
Are you kidding? He was prob training for round two
you only like me because i go down faster than a bridge in minnesota
Just took a beer bong out of snuffaluffagus's trunk. Your move
you ran down to the water at 3am and rolled in the sand and ran around screaming that you were the corn dog monster.
like we started out all organized and composed and within thirty mins people were throwing up in the bushes, arguing over a beer bong and jumping in the pool with their clothes on
i was told that i was found face down in a plate of ketchup at the dinner table
It's like salsa. But with balls in it. I like to call it balsa
Ya. My thumbs are those buffalo's, but my legs are spirits and my torso is that Indian guys and my head is the eagle
Just told my shrink " this was a year for whoring around"
Any story that involves the words "bloody hand job" and/or "sliced penis" is bound to be a good one, right?
I have just been informed that my company has ray guns. I WORK FOR ACTUAL BOND VILLAINS. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
Uh do you have my pants because I have yours
Painting strippers breast and vaginas to look like easter eggs. What r u doing tonight.
i dont think sending her flowers will make her forgive you running over her foot.
You were just laying there on the air mattress watching spongebob with a knife. We tried to take it from you, but you insisted it was your emergency escape in case you started to float off.
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