just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
How young is too young to ask my kid to make me a drink?
he was once again the drunkest girl at the party
College is a time for personal growth. Meaning it's time to start using those pickup lines on randos at dive bars.
I feel like I have two modes: Super fuckin high, or super giddy from caffeine. I have learned to accept this.
It was like the devil him self busted his red hot satanic nuts all over my face and burned my eyes out of my innocent sockets.
Some people dream of being astronauts others dream of having genitalia that shines like Edward Cullen in the sun
This girl is wasted dancing to The Final Countdown. She's grinding on a guy who came to the bar in a track jacket and a wife beater
Imagine Arby's curly fries spiraled around a dick
The cops came, and I made friends with him. He wants me to babysit his kids.
this place is dumb. no one understands my Sunday morning alcoholism here.
I don't know about this Sanders guy after all. I'm voting for MYSTERY BABYLON, WHORE OF ALL THE EARTH
Hillary?
I'm a lady who knows what she wants in life, and that's uncommitted dick.
Just saw the pics from the bachelor party. When the hell did we go to southie. And why was there a chicken in the limo..? You guys really are my best friends.
I could have sworn that I went home last night... but judging from the couch I just woke up on, apparently not.
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