"Reality" and all separate lives are the same thing?... We all have separate realities?! My life Has one reality and yours has another?
Haha how much did you smoke
4 feet of smokeee!
If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
I didn't say she couldn't, I said you shouldn't.
This is why I'm not putting my name in lights over your bed.
He dumped me and I don't wanna fuck his best friend for revenge. Is this what maturity feels like?
Ohmy god im about to fuxk my TA. i thyought this was a dream but i love you. <3
Dude, didn't you know? Its balls out wednesday.
On a scale of 1-10 how seriously are we considering being sugar babies?
I'm about a 7.95
I decided taking Molly and seeing Birdman seemed like a wise life choice.
When she said "Tighten your safety belt and hold on!", that should have been a clear sign to me that one should never go off-roading in a rental car. On the bright side, they were able to tow her car out the next morning.
I don't blame you. I made YouTube videos of me singing Rent songs then slept with a married couple. Fucking tequila.
So I said "fuck it" and made myself a sandwich
I woke up next to my bosses toilet.i wish you had just left me in the neighbors yard.
this strobe light makes my body turn on and off
Can you get the dildos out of the shower before the maids come?
Randomize
