i wish everyone could be as happy as the people in the laxative commericals
Blew in her face. She is Pissed. Yahtzee. As she brushes her teeth.
we should become lesbians. not together. just in general.
Im sweating champagne and woke up in nothing but a tuxedo jacket. What didnt go wrong last night?
Thats why you always identify the subtext of a blowjob before you accept it.
I really hope the fuck ferry pays me a visit to close out 2011 properly.
That's the first time I've ever heard something that tickled both my gag reflex and my penis simultaneously.
I may or may not go. send a pic of a nipple so I know how much fun you're having
I have grass duct taped all over my body
Dramatic love triangle! I guess mystery Asian and I will just have to fight it out for your love.
I forgive you, at least you vote. I found out my fuck buddy isn't even registered. I won't fuck a non respectable citizen.
That rando I gave head to on the beach just endorsed me on LinkedIn for Oral Communication Skills. So there's that.
in honor of breaking bad starting soon, i am now banging a walter white lookalike. viva heisenberg!
I don't intentionally mean to ruin relationships for personal gain but. Yeah nah I totally do.
Honestly, this social distancing bullshit is giving me a good excuse for drinking alone.
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