your parents love me but you hate me
Lost. The hour! Funtime!!!!
i was rollin on her like bob the builder
i gave him head before the novacaine wore off...i think his penis touched my lung
Can I use cash for clunkers to trade in her boobs for a new set of 18 year old tits?
Its worth a shot.
I just watered my plants with apple juice. Look what you made me do.
Somewhere out there, someone is getting laid. And then theres me, watching Star Trek porn while my roommate plays World of Warcraft next door
She wants out first dance to be to 98 degrees i do cherish you...remember how i said we didn't need open bar....
Her face was so far in my boobs, I didn't think she'd make it out. She took it like a man. She's a real trooper.
im like basted in vodka, i went tanning and it was like i was an alcoholic turkey being cooked in a locker of doom
Its a sick, sad, world when parents get more ass then you.
Everyone loves nachos, first of all. Second, Ke$ha is entirely appropriate for the age grou too young to realize she probably has Hep C.
I also got a mission for you and you're gonna love it. Biggest. Hospital. Party. Ever.
well that's the third time this semester that I've projectile vomited walking to class in front of dozens of people
I’m photoshopping my boobs to up my Tinder game. I need better dick in 2020
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