are you still at the devil's house?
Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
Small dicks are the new regular sized dicks.
Let's hear it for middle of the street handjobs ladies and gentlemen
bruce springsteen sings some of the most romantic songs i've ever heard.
the hells wrong with u
this ugly chick literally cried last night because i wouldnt let her give me head
The tornado sirens were going off and everyone just ran to the liquor store. .
Let me start this apology by saying I'm sorry that I bit your penis.
today's workout consisted of me putting my fake in my sports bra and running to the liquor store.
He screamed AMERICA, took a shot of vodka out of a Tupperware container, and then asked if he could see my tits
Security deposit gone.
burned down garage with fireworks.
I just started the bonfire using a tampon. Who knew they could have multiple uses?
he yelled at me like a drill sergeant while I quickly tried to take off my pants
I’m at that point in my trip where I’m kinda hot, kinda cold and I have to remember to breathe.
Yes, the maid of honor did just deep throat the mic during the toast. How do I follow that?
Randomize
