i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
your butthole totally puckers for the ginge
he wasnt completely random
you're right. you met him once and didnt know his name. you still dont
i get things done.
get home. someone threw up in the fishtank last night.
I've been drunk so often this summer being sober is exciting
I knew I was in the wrong bar when "I have a daughter your age" was some random's pick up line.
I feel eeeverything like there's a rhythm and everything can be felt w/o ever touching it. And it's beautiful. Sunshine or raindrops it's like orgasming. Everything has a taste.
I was really stoned haha. I had sex with her while I cooked scrambled eggs.
you were trying to control your nosebleed while having someone hold your four loko while you drank it through a straw. all at the same time. that is commitment.
I wanna get freshman fucked up and do shady things on the last Friday of my youth.
I was just laughing and almost crying after I orgasmed, and then almost crying because I was laughing so hard. That's new.
Does he think you're psycho?
Officially...... yes.
i took four shots of tequila, threw my fist up in the air, then went around the party showing everyone how to do the ninja turtle handshake. that's the last thing I remember
well a fat roach just fell out of my hair. so there's that
I'm slowly getting to where I don't hate people anymore.
Never mind. Some random dude just walked past me and asked if I was having fun. I snarled at him. I might still kinda hate people.
I am not walking across campus just to give you a blow job in the hopes that in return i can study more efficiently.
Randomize
