Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
i threw up in a trash can last night at kellys irish times. but in a trash can because i'm a lady
who the fuck tagged pancake nipples on my profile picture?
after a month anything with tits is on the radar
I woke up to a bunch of college seniors jacking off a horse in my face. Geuss who didnt move in time?
Going to get tested monday. You're coming with. Bonding time, slut style.
I just saw a sign that said "STRIPPERS!!! As seen on Jerry Springer!". As if Springer is the highest honor. I'm pretty sure we're in south Georgia.
The last bar we left there was a sausage stand right outside and I apparently felt bad those guys were working that late, so I bought a $9 sausage, gave it to some drunk kid and said "I support local businesses!!" I'd say I've done my civic duty.
How do you feel?
Like the devil himself shit me out, baked me into a pie, ate the pie, and shit me out again.
I'm lowering my standards just so I can get laid, but I draw the line when a guy spells cool kewl
I have full custody of my vagina however you are granted visiting hours
Guess who just enrolled into online classes at Hogwarts? This gal.
Meeting up with one of your students at your drug dealers house is always an awkward moment
have you ever tried to puke in an automatic flushing toilet? impossible
Like at first he was barely doing anything. So I was like harder and then holy shit he's like going all HULK SMASH on my vagina. I mean it felt fucking awesome. BUT STILL
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