can u get pink eye on your cock?
I need a pic of your cock for our cock collage
I got us a lift home. Payment may require me giving road head, are you cool just chilling in the back seat pretending to be oblivious to this happening?
Apparently im getting a reputation for how i mix drinks. Im the midas of booze. Everything i touch turns to koolaid.
I though us hooking up in the field was your way of saying you were an outdoors person
I guess I can give it a shot. I usually just get belligerently drunk and go where my penis and feet lead me. No fights or getting too lost, so they seem to be doing a good job
We BOTH lost our virginities there. It's basically a landmark.
I quit life. I got pulled over on my way to work and they towed my car and dropped me off at work in a cop car
I just put on underwear fresh outta the dryer and it's like tiny Angels are giving them warm supportive hugs all over
WTF was I supposed to tell them? "hi mom and dad, this is some rando I met on the internet. please ignore the noises that will be coming from my bedroom for the next 60-90 minutes. kthxbye."
He usually doesnt care about me cumming but last night he really tried, I feel that him going to the Womens March benefitted my sex life
Maybe i don’t have a tell. Maybe wine is my poker face.
No bra. No panties. Makeup from last night. At work right now. I am trash.
While finding our clothes afterwards he says..."So do we like have to talk after this?"
My Mini-Van Handjob Milf is leaving the company. I need to find a new job. I can’t handle this place without those handjobs
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